scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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