I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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