On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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