I'm sorry my penis didn't work
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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