Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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