Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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