Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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