Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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