And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You are the jesus of drinking
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Will exercising make me less horny?
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