Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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