Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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