so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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