she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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