Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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