I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
now i know why i became what i already was.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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