GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Drake has all the answers
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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