why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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