Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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