Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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