Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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