I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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