hotel room ftw
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize