you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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