well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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