if i can run in heels then i can drive
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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