You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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