But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.