You're my little dorito
no, he came in my armpit
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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