Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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