SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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