I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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