Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You ruined the universe
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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