I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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