I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
