i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
