i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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