Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Randomize
