Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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