Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
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high people should be assigned attendants
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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