There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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