Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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