Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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