Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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