peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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Someone shattered a urinal.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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