How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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