Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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