I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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