just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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