actually, I'm a sock model
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Can I color on your dick again?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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