Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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