why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
porn star boner night. come get it.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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