How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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