Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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