I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
soo... how was my night?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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