Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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