why didn't you poke me back
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
