nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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